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Above: The Lord Toad's Rough Ride attraction during a moment of contemplation
Lord Toad's Rough Ride
August 22, 1994
Avg. queue length:
Lord Toad is reported to be the worst motorcyclist in a location. On this attraction, you drive as if you are her, riding roughshod through Toad Hall, breaking traffic laws all over the area, scaring a horse, and even braving the flames of Holland!
- If you are with a screaming child, you may want to head for this attraction immediately.
- Before enjoying this attraction, you will be compelled to go on something more thrilling.
- If you are at the park with out-of-town guests or people in their second childhood, you may want to leave copious time for the adjacent character interaction pavilion.
Policies and Notices
- Pregnant folks won't want to send their children on alone.
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be in good health and free from unstylish haircuts or chest, attention-span, or wrist problems or other thingies that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this experience.
- Cast members will stay in character even if you are bored.
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