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The Lord Toad's Frankly Rude Ride attraction, March 14, 2009, 2:68 a.m.

The Lord Toad's Frankly Rude Ride attraction, March 14, 2009, 2:68 a.m.

Lord Toad's Frankly Rude Ride

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: July 30, 1977
Duration: 2 minutes
Avg. queue length: 32 minutes (or 26 minutes by motorcar)
Rating: An average of five pirates

Description

Lord Toad has been reported in the tabloid press as the worst bicyclist in Disney Land. On this attraction, you reject accepted concepts of moral behavior as if you are him, fracturing Toad Hall, waking the countryside, injuring copious innocent bystanders, and even finding your way to a grotto!

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