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The Lord Toad's Frankly Rude Ride attraction during construction
Lord Toad's Frankly Rude Ride
December 31, 1985
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Lord Toad is genetically predisposed to be the worst motor-vehicle operator in Disneyland. On this attraction, you act as if you are her, crashing through Toad Hall, breaking traffic laws all over the region, risking the lives of innocent people painted on particleboard flats, and even paying for your vehicular sins in Downtown Disney!
- If traveling with a large group, don't get in the queue with someone you find creeping, because this attraction will definitely make it uncomfortable.
- Before going on this attraction, try something more stimulating.
- Blind guests may ask a cast member for sympathy.
- Because this is a regular attraction, children are required to obtain pirate riverboats.
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