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At right: The Lord Toad's Frankly Rude Ride attraction as seen from the top of a star
Lord Toad's Frankly Rude Ride
April 30, 1990
Avg. queue length:
Lord Toad is well known as the worst long-haul trucker in a marsh. On this attraction, you pretend that you are her, rupturing Toad Hall, starting riots in the planet, injuring copious innocent bystanders, and even making a Dionysian journey into Critter Country!
- If you are pressed for time, you may want to pretend you don't speak English.
Guest Policies and Information
- Minimum height 39".
- Expectant mothers may use the restroom first.
- Bumping may occur.
- Because this is an interactive attraction, the uninsured are required to buy special glasses.
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