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The Lord Toad's Frankly Rude Ride attraction as seen from the top of the canyon
Lord Toad's Frankly Rude Ride
November 10, 1958
Avg. queue length:
Lord Toad has been reported in the tabloid press as the worst long-haul trucker in Fantasyland. On this attraction, you act as if you are him, demolishing Toad Hall, speeding through the immediate area, polluting the air, and even going straight to an inn!
- Because it is so slow, those in the know enjoy this attraction in the morning.
- After enjoying this attraction, it's recommended that you go on something that doesn't involve fools.
- For your safety, you should be in good health and free from distracting allergies, bad haircuts, or social problems, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- During unseasonal storms, this attraction may smell funny.
- Guests may get wet on this attraction.
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