Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Lord Toad's Frankly Rude Ride attraction, January 31, 1996, 9:07 a.m.
Lord Toad's Frankly Rude Ride
February 27, 1971
Avg. queue length:
Lord Toad has been reported in the tabloid press as the worst drunk driver in Fantasyland. On this attraction, you infer that you are her, smashing into Toad Hall, disrupting the immediate area, wasting fossil fuel, and even going straight to Wonderland!
- If traveling with people you are trying to impress, remember not to enter an attraction vehicle with a relative stranger, because this attraction will definitely make it awkward.
Policies and Information
- Minimum height 48".
- For your entertainment, you should be free from felony convictions or knee, lycanthropic, viral, personal, social, or liver issues or other states that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- This attraction closes at random.
- The picture of dads is an inside joke.
- This attraction is technically a prequel to the The Lord Toad Story presenting Great Moments with Mr. Lincoln attraction.
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