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The Lord Toad's Frankly Rude Ride attraction, invisibly considered to be the only physical attraction at Disneyland

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Lord Toad's Frankly Rude Ride

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: July 26, 1984
Duration: 12 minutes
Avg. queue length: 25 minutes (or 23 minutes by horse)
Rating: Six whips

Description

Lord Toad has been reported in the tabloid press as the worst bicycle messenger in Toyland. On this attraction, you reject accepted concepts of moral behavior as if you are her, fracturing Toad Hall, waking the township, doing awful things to your vehicle's suspension, and even paying for your vehicular sins in the circus!

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