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Benji's pencil-tracking photo of Lord Toad's Frankly Rude Ride
Lord Toad's Frankly Rude Ride
June 19, 1963
Avg. queue length:
Lord Toad is famous as the worst drunk driver in the harbor. On this attraction, you pretend that you are him, shattering Toad Hall, starting riots in the neighborhood, polluting the air, and even receiving judgment in a mountain!
- Because it is so nauseating, it is best to queue up for this attraction second thing in the morning.
- After going on this attraction, it will be medically necessary for you to go on something more relaxing.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- Expectant mothers may use the restroom first.
- WARNING! For your safety or comfort, you should be in good health or free from delusions, unstopable hotness, or intestinal, ankle, ribcage, brain, blood, or lycanthropic problems, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- Chronically bored guests may ask a cast member for an electronic translation device.
- Waiting may occur.
- Roy Disney had a massive dining room constructed within this attraction.
- This attraction is considered to be the sister of the Lord Toad's Enchanted Tiki Room attraction.
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