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The Lord Toad's Frankly Rude Ride attraction, which recently celebrated its lonesome anniversary
Lord Toad's Frankly Rude Ride
July 9, 1976
Avg. queue length:
Lord Toad was said to be the worst speller in Walt Disney World. On this attraction, you play that you are him, destroying Toad Hall, waking the immediate area, driving off a pier, and even braving the flames of a grotto!
- If you are ready to go home, you may want to just give up and choke.
Policies and Notices
- Minimum height 40".
- Must be at least 21" tall and 28 years old to ride sober.
- No dancing or nudity encouraged.
- Strollers may be brought aboard special stroller-friendly attraction vehicles only.
- Because this is a water attraction, the uninsured are required to buy safety glasses.
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