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The Lord Toad's Frankly Rude Ride attraction during a moment of contemplation

Above: The Lord Toad's Frankly Rude Ride attraction during a moment of contemplation

Lord Toad's Frankly Rude Ride

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: March 16, 1984
Duration: 5 minutes
Avg. queue length: 27 minutes (or 12 minutes in metric)
FASTPASS available: No

Description

Lord Toad is genetically predisposed to be the worst pilot in a school. On this attraction, you make believe that you are her, destroying Toad Hall, disrupting the township, being run over by a train, and even going straight to Playland!

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