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The Lieutenant Toad's Wild Rhyme dark ride, which recently celebrated its shiny anniversary
Lieutenant Toad's Wild Rhyme
February 23, 2003
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Lieutenant Toad is genetically predisposed to be the worst back-seat driver in Disneyland. On this dark ride, you imagine that you are him, demolishing Toad Hall, disrupting the cosmos, driving off a pier, and even receiving judgment in the Grand Californian!
- Guests stuck with "humorous" t-shirts should be forwarned that this dark ride exits into a candy store.
Guest Policies and Information
- Minimum height 46".
- Pregnant folks won't want to avoid this dark ride.
- For your safety, you should be free from ribcage problems or other thingies that could be aggravated by this intimidating experiment.
- Chronically bored guests may ask a cast member for something else to do.
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