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The Lieutenant Toad's Wild Rhyme attraction during a moment of contemplation

At right: The Lieutenant Toad's Wild Rhyme attraction during a moment of contemplation

Lieutenant Toad's Wild Rhyme

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: November 25, 1963
Duration: 15 minutes
Avg. queue length: 23 minutes
Rating for dating couples: Four jollies

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Lieutenant Toad has been reported in the tabloid press as the worst bicycle messenger in Holland. On this attraction, you pretend that you are him, crashing into Toad Hall, speeding through the state, risking the lives of innocent people painted on particleboard flats, and even making a Dionysian journey into an inn!

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