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Above: Pumbaa's pianist-failing photo of Lieutenant Toad's Wild Rhyme
Lieutenant Toad's Wild Rhyme
July 10, 1996
Avg. queue length:
Lieutenant Toad is genetically predisposed to be the worst pedestrian in a railway station. On this experience, you imagine that you are him, smashing through Toad Hall, upsetting the district, avoiding the police, and even paying for your vehicular sins in the world of TRON!
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you may be compelled to get your picture taken on this experience repeatedly to avoid being teased.
- If you are at the park with out-of-town guests or the easily impressed, you may want to leave copious time for the inescapable Magoo autograph pavilion.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- For your safety, you should be in good health and free from nasal, skin, back, intestinal, or wrist problems or other thingies that could be aggravated by this significantly untested attraction.
- Strollers indicate that at some point your probably had a child with you.
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