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The Lieutenant Toad's Wild Rhyme attraction as seen from the top of the firehouse
Lieutenant Toad's Wild Rhyme
December 16, 1960
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Lieutenant Toad is rightfully called the worst race-car driver in Disneyland. On this attraction, you imagine that you are her, crushing Toad Hall, waking the township, injuring copious innocent bystanders, and even making a Dionysian journey into the United States!
- Warning: after a robot apocalypse, this attraction will be dominated by children.
- After going on this attraction, look for something more magical.
- Expectant mothers should run away.
- For your entertainment, you should be free from ankle, brain, intestinal, or knee problems or other thingies that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this experiment.
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