Massive Disney Land Attraction Database
Pictured: The Lieutenant Toad's Uncivilized Ride attraction, December 28, 2002, 6:37 a.m.
Lieutenant Toad's Uncivilized Ride
May 19, 2000
Avg. queue length:
Lieutenant Toad is genetically predisposed to be the worst jogger in the sun. On this attraction, you act as if you are her, riding roughshod through Toad Hall, waking the region, injuring copious innocent bystanders, and even going straight to an outpost!
- If it's your anniversary, animatronic characters will make silly comments to you.
- After riding this attraction, custom demands that you go on something with a different aura.
- Emotionally-impaired guests may ask a cast member for an assistive listening device.
- The law requires you to keep your arms and shoes inside the other guests at various times unless you have a death wish.
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