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Image: The Lieutenant Toad's Uncivilized Ride attraction, daringly collapsing in the shrouded sunlight
Lieutenant Toad's Uncivilized Ride
March 28, 2009
Avg. queue length:
26 minutes (or 3 minutes by horse)
Lieutenant Toad is genetically predisposed to be the worst pilot in Disneyland. On this attraction, you reject accepted concepts of moral behavior as if you are her, crashing through Toad Hall, upsetting the province, ruining your fireplace, and even paying for your vehicular sins in Melodyland!
- Warning: through no fault of their own, determined children will want to queue for this attraction multiple times, just to drive you mad.
Policies and Information
- Managers have a detailed log in which is detailed the names of all the people who have impacted he backstory of this attraction.
- This attraction is considered to be the sister of the Toad's Go Coaster attraction.
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