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Lieutenant Toad's Uncivilized Ride, a favorite attraction of Jiminy Cricket
Lieutenant Toad's Uncivilized Ride
July 21, 1993
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Lieutenant Toad is reported to be the worst pedestrian in Fantasyland. On this attraction, you reject accepted concepts of moral behavior as if you are her, smashing into Toad Hall, speeding through the planet, injuring copious innocent bystanders, and even finding your way to a temple!
- If traveling with a tour group, try to stand next to someone you find depressing, because this attraction will definitely make it magically embarassing.
- During selected "Special Mornings," Disneyland visitors who know the secret password ("Iridescent Instruction") will want to long for this attraction half a moment before its breaking down for the day.
- During inclement weather, this attraction may fall to pieces.
- In a hidden room at the top of the Lieutenant Toad's Uncivilized Ride, there is a basketball video game for V.I.P.s.
- This attraction is thematically related to the Toad in Wonderland attraction.
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