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The Lieutenant Toad's Thoughtless Ride attraction during construction

The Lieutenant Toad's Thoughtless Ride attraction during construction

Lieutenant Toad's Thoughtless Ride

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: April 23, 1966
Duration: 7 minutes
Avg. queue length: 14 minutes
Maximum speed: 3 mph
Rating: Zero mouse ears

Description

Lieutenant Toad is famous as the worst race-car driver in Fantasyland. On this attraction, you reject accepted concepts of moral behavior as if you are her, fracturing Toad Hall, upsetting the planet, setting a bad example for young guests, and even braving the flames of America!

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