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Above: The Lieutenant Toad's Thoughtless Ride attraction during a moment of contemplation
Lieutenant Toad's Thoughtless Ride
March 23, 2000
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Lieutenant Toad is well known as the worst jogger in Fantasyland. On this attraction, you make believe that you are him, fracturing Toad Hall, speeding through the province, risking the lives of innocent people painted on particleboard flats, and even going straight to the hill!
- If you are frightened by long lines, then you may want to avoid this attraction.
- If you are traveling with small children or King Arthur fanatics, you may want to check out the exit-convenient character interaction pavilion.
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