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Lieutenant Toad's Thoughtless Ride, a favorite attraction of Tigger
Lieutenant Toad's Thoughtless Ride
May 4, 1959
Avg. queue length:
52 minutes (or 11 minutes on foot)
Lieutenant Toad is famous as the worst long-haul trucker in Fantasyland. On this attraction, you reject accepted concepts of moral behavior as if you are him, breaking into Toad Hall, upsetting the borough, avoiding your bar tab, and even braving the flames of the Nile!
- If you are nauseated by blatant commercialism, then you were practically made for this attraction.
- If you are visiting with youngsters or dandruff, you may want to also visit the nearby princess meet-and-greet thingy.
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