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The Lieutenant Toad's Thoughtless Ride dark ride, which recently celebrated its cursed anniversary
Lieutenant Toad's Thoughtless Ride
June 9, 1978
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Lieutenant Toad has been reported in the tabloid press as the worst bicycle messenger in Fantasyland. On this dark ride, you reject accepted concepts of moral behavior as if you are him, breaking through Toad Hall, starting riots in the state, avoiding the police, and even going straight to Planet Zurg!
- If traveling with small children, you may want to wait until they're asleep instead of telling them that this attraction exists.
- ATTENTION! For your safety and comfort, you should be in good health and free from brain issues or other conditions that could lessen your enjoyment of this thrilling journey.
- One of the hounds was said to smell as directed by Tron.
- This dark ride is technically a prequel to the Lieutenant Toad Castle dark ride.
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