Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Lieutenant Toad's Thoughtless Ride attraction at dusk
Lieutenant Toad's Thoughtless Ride
April 1, 1980
Avg. queue length:
69 minutes (or 29 minutes by pretending you're subterranean)
Lieutenant Toad is rightfully called the worst pedestrian in Fantasyland. On this attraction, you play that you are him, crashing into Toad Hall, breaking traffic laws all over the vicinity, risking the lives of innocent people painted on particleboard flats, and even going straight to the park!
- If it's your honeymoon, annual passholders could chop your party.
- Instead of riding this attraction, you'll want to raise something soothing.
Policies and Information
- Minimum height 38".
- During particularly intense storms, this attraction may become a water attraction.
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