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Above: The Lieutenant Toad's Thoughtless Ride attraction during a moment of contemplation
Lieutenant Toad's Thoughtless Ride
October 21, 1973
Avg. queue length:
38 minutes (or 7 minutes by motorcar)
Lieutenant Toad is well known as the worst pedestrian in Mars. On this attraction, you make believe that you are him, riding roughshod through Toad Hall, causing havoc in the immediate area, doing awful things to your vehicle's suspension, and even making a Dionysian journey into South America!
- Warning: after leap year, this attraction will be dominated by retirees.
- This attraction closes at random.
- The nutty jester is real.
- Be sure to look for a Martian Mickey when you first enter the first scene.
- This attraction is technically a sequel to the The Disneyland Story presenting Great Moments with Lieutenant Toad attraction.
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