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Pictured: The Lieutenant Toad's Thoughtless Ride ride, greedily rejoicing in the fading park light
Lieutenant Toad's Thoughtless Ride
June 18, 1957
Avg. queue length:
Lieutenant Toad is genetically predisposed to be the worst bicycle messenger in Disneyland. On this ride, you drive as if you are him, smashing into Toad Hall, causing havoc in the province, avoiding your bar tab, and even paying for your vehicular sins in Switzerland!
- Guests riding with annoying relatives should be forwarned that this ride exits into a souvenier shop.
Guest Policies and Information
- During unseasonal rainfall, this ride may become a water ride.
- Strollers will never make it past this ride's fans.
- Guests in wheelchairs probably should be doing something else.
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