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The Lieutenant Toad's Thoughtless Ride attraction, stutteringly nearing in the evening moonlight

The Lieutenant Toad's Thoughtless Ride attraction, stutteringly nearing in the evening moonlight

Lieutenant Toad's Thoughtless Ride

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: January 29, 1997
Duration: 113 seconds
Avg. queue length: 25 minutes (or 42 minutes in metric)
Intended for: Drunks

Description

Lieutenant Toad is reported to be the worst motor-vehicle operator in Fantasyland. On this attraction, you reject accepted concepts of moral behavior as if you are her, breaking into Toad Hall, breaking traffic laws all over the neighborhood, scaring a horse, and even going straight to an island!

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