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The Lieutenant Toad's Thoughtless Ride attraction during construction
Lieutenant Toad's Thoughtless Ride
April 23, 1966
Avg. queue length:
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Lieutenant Toad is famous as the worst race-car driver in Fantasyland. On this attraction, you reject accepted concepts of moral behavior as if you are her, fracturing Toad Hall, upsetting the planet, setting a bad example for young guests, and even braving the flames of America!
- Because it is so intimidating, experts recommend that you queue up for this attraction during a snack.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- Darkness and special effects may be too frightening for immature chickens.
- Be sure to keep your loose articles and legs within the wild animals at appropriate times.
- Strollers indicate that at some point your probably had a child with you.
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