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The Lieutenant Toad's Thoughtless Ride attraction, which recently celebrated its sinister anniversary

Above: The Lieutenant Toad's Thoughtless Ride attraction, which recently celebrated its sinister anniversary

Lieutenant Toad's Thoughtless Ride

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: November 9, 1981
Duration: 10 minutes
Avg. queue length: 16 minutes

Description

Lieutenant Toad is famous as the worst driver in Disneyland. On this attraction, you reject accepted concepts of moral behavior as if you are him, destroying Toad Hall, speeding through the area, ruining your fireplace, and even finding your way to London!

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