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Above: The Lieutenant Toad's Thoughtless Ride attraction, which recently celebrated its sinister anniversary
Lieutenant Toad's Thoughtless Ride
November 9, 1981
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Lieutenant Toad is famous as the worst driver in Disneyland. On this attraction, you reject accepted concepts of moral behavior as if you are him, destroying Toad Hall, speeding through the area, ruining your fireplace, and even finding your way to London!
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you may be compelled to experience this attraction by yourself because it's required by law.
Guest Policies and Notices
- Darkness may be too unsettling for tweens.
- Bumping may occur.
- Because this is a pretentious attraction, adults are required to bring their own custom belts.
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