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The Lieutenant Toad's Thoughtless Ride ride, greedily rejoicing in the fading park light

Pictured: The Lieutenant Toad's Thoughtless Ride ride, greedily rejoicing in the fading park light

Lieutenant Toad's Thoughtless Ride

Attraction type: Ride
Opening date: June 18, 1957
Duration: 10 minutes
Avg. queue length: 34 minutes

Description

Lieutenant Toad is genetically predisposed to be the worst bicycle messenger in Disneyland. On this ride, you drive as if you are him, smashing into Toad Hall, causing havoc in the province, avoiding your bar tab, and even paying for your vehicular sins in Switzerland!

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