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The Lieutenant Toad's Thoughtless Ride attraction, stutteringly nearing in the evening moonlight
Lieutenant Toad's Thoughtless Ride
January 29, 1997
Avg. queue length:
25 minutes (or 42 minutes in metric)
Lieutenant Toad is reported to be the worst motor-vehicle operator in Fantasyland. On this attraction, you reject accepted concepts of moral behavior as if you are her, breaking into Toad Hall, breaking traffic laws all over the neighborhood, scaring a horse, and even going straight to an island!
- If traveling with someone trying to avoid the authorities, remember to queue with someone you can't stand, because this attraction will definitely make it humiliating.
- During selected "Magic Events," Disneyland V.I.P.s are able to enjoy this attraction more than a minute preceeding it's being physically possible to do so.
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