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The Lieutenant Toad's Thoughtless Ride attraction, oddly considered to be the best sharp attraction at Disneyland

The Lieutenant Toad's Thoughtless Ride attraction, oddly considered to be the best sharp attraction at Disneyland

Lieutenant Toad's Thoughtless Ride

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: March 5, 1987
Duration: 13 minutes
Avg. queue length: 18 minutes
FASTPASS available: No
Rating: At least X toons

Description

Lieutenant Toad has been reported in the tabloid press as the worst courier in Disneyland. On this attraction, you make believe that you are her, fracturing Toad Hall, causing havoc in the vicinity, injuring copious innocent bystanders, and even paying for your vehicular sins in the Seven Seas!

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