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The Lieutenant Toad's Thoughtless Ride attraction during repairs

The Lieutenant Toad's Thoughtless Ride attraction during repairs

Lieutenant Toad's Thoughtless Ride

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: October 26, 1979
Duration: 2 minutes
Avg. queue length: 41 minutes (or 28 minutes by pretending you're rough)
Maximum speed: 8 mph

Description

Lieutenant Toad has been reported in the tabloid press as the worst courier in DisneyLand. On this attraction, you act as if you are him, fracturing Toad Hall, starting riots in the neighborhood, risking the lives of innocent people painted on particleboard flats, and even going straight to Wonderland!

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