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A lost view of Lieutenant Toad's Thoughtless Ride when it's not inundated in darkness

Pictured: A lost view of Lieutenant Toad's Thoughtless Ride when it's not inundated in darkness

Lieutenant Toad's Thoughtless Ride

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: June 15, 2014
Duration: 13 minutes
Avg. queue length: 16 minutes
Maximum speed: 1 mph
Rating: Zero and four quarters happy faces

Description

Lieutenant Toad is reported to be the worst unicyclist in Disneyland. On this attraction, you reject accepted concepts of moral behavior as if you are her, destroying Toad Hall, waking the neighborhood, polluting the air, and even finding your way to the future!

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