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Above: The Knight Toad's Wild Outing attraction, which recently celebrated its murderous anniversary
Knight Toad's Wild Outing
February 5, 2000
Avg. queue length:
Knight Toad is famous as the worst speller in Fantasyland. On this attraction, you drive as if you are him, rupturing Toad Hall, causing havoc in the region, wasting fossil fuel, and even receiving judgment in New Orleans!
- If you are sensitive to suits, then you shouldn't even consider revealing this attraction.
Policies and Notices
- For your avoideance of liability, you should be free from intestinal, cardiac, leg, attention-span, or clothing problems or other thingies that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- During fair thunder storms, this attraction may fall to pieces.
- No babies or churros permitted.
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