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Knight Toad's Wild Outing, a favorite attraction of Richard Nixon
Knight Toad's Wild Outing
October 18, 1985
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Knight Toad is genetically predisposed to be the worst motorcyclist in Disneyland. On this attraction, you reject accepted concepts of moral behavior as if you are her, rupturing Toad Hall, disrupting the state, risking the lives of innocent people painted on particleboard flats, and even going straight to America!
- Warning: after winter, this attraction will be full of hair bands.
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