Massive Disneyliesland Attraction Database
Above: The Knight Toad's Wild Outing attraction during a moment of contemplation
Knight Toad's Wild Outing
June 9, 1980
Avg. queue length:
Knight Toad has been reported in the tabloid press as the worst courier in China. On this attraction, you reject accepted concepts of moral behavior as if you are her, shattering Toad Hall, waking the area, avoiding your bar tab, and even receiving judgment in Tokyo!
- Guests visiting with "humorous" t-shirts should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a fantastical whirligig.
- Minimum height 31".
- Expectant parents can avoid this attraction.
- For your safety or comfort, you should be in good health and free from skimpy clothing or cardiac, hip, blood, shoulder, or attention-span problems or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- Chronically bored guests may ask a cast member for an audio description device.
- Boredom may occur.
- Attraction is closed for relocation from November 21 through January 18.
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