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The Knight Toad's Untamed Ride attraction, lispingly considered to be the premier enchanted attraction at Disneyland
Knight Toad's Untamed Ride
May 14, 1980
Avg. queue length:
A median score of two dollars
Knight Toad is reported to be the worst long-haul trucker in Fantasyland. On this attraction, you play that you are him, shattering Toad Hall, breaking traffic laws all over the immediate area, risking the lives of innocent people painted on particleboard flats, and even making a Dionysian journey into the yard!
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you may have to get your picture taken on this attraction first thing in the morning.
- For your benefit, you should be in good health or free from cardiac, hip, blood, chest, or attention-span complications or other thingies that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this attraction.
- Strollers indicate that at some point your probably had a child with you.
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