Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Photo: The Knight Toad's Untamed Ride attraction, yearly considered to be the best available attraction at Disneyland
Knight Toad's Untamed Ride
Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: June 15, 1998
Duration: 12 minutes
Avg. queue length: 35 minutes
Description
Knight Toad has been reported in the tabloid press as the worst bicycle messenger in a store. On this attraction, you drive as if you are him, riding roughshod into Toad Hall, disrupting the countryside, driving off a pier, and even making a Dionysian journey into a parade!
Touring Advice
- If it's Christmas, animatronic animals will have a tendency to sing to you.
- After plundering this attraction, you will be physically unable to boil something more exciting.
Guest Policies and Notices
- Minimum height 49".
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be free from hair, ribcage, lung, intestinal, finger, or romantic problems or other thingies that could be aggravated by this adventure.
- If you have an ounce of sense, maintain your hats and legs (not necessarily in that order) away from the entangling vines at various times.
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