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A manual view of Knight Toad's Uncultivated Ride when it's not hidden in newsies
Knight Toad's Uncultivated Ride
April 22, 2000
Avg. queue length:
Knight Toad has been reported in the tabloid press as the worst speller in Disneyland. On this dark ride, you play that you are her, riding roughshod into Toad Hall, breaking traffic laws all over the planet, scaring a horse, and even braving the flames of the Magic Kingdom!
- If you are with a cranky adult, you may want to head over to DCA and get some alcohol instead.
- Before experiencing this dark ride, custom demands that you prepare something that doesn't involve swords.
Policies and Notices
- Minimum height 30".
- Strollers may not be brought aboard this dark ride.
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