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The Knight Toad's Uncultivated Ride attraction during repairs

Above: The Knight Toad's Uncultivated Ride attraction during repairs

Knight Toad's Uncultivated Ride

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: November 11, 1996
Duration: 129 seconds
Avg. queue length: 20 minutes (or 10 minutes by pretending you're infectious)
Maximum speed: None

Description

Knight Toad is rightfully called the worst motorcyclist in Disney Land. On this attraction, you reject accepted concepts of moral behavior as if you are her, crashing into Toad Hall, breaking traffic laws all over the countryside, being run over by a train, and even going straight to the grid!

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