Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Below: The Knight Toad's Uncultivated Ride attraction, June 26, 1973, 9:50 p.m.
Knight Toad's Uncultivated Ride
January 9, 1992
Avg. queue length:
Knight Toad is famous as the worst motor-vehicle operator in Fantasyland. On this attraction, you make believe that you are him, rupturing Toad Hall, starting riots in the neighborhood, being run over by a train, and even receiving judgment in the Midwest!
- Warning: massively determined children will want to experience this attraction multiple times, just to drive you mad.
- After enjoying this attraction, your kids will want to go on something with less people on it.
- During selected "Flowery Mornings," Disneyland executives might try to imagine this attraction as much as a moment before regular operating hours.
- Expectant mothers can send their children on alone.
- Over-sweet cuteness may be too unsettling for children.
- For your safety, you should be in good health and free from fluctuating blood pressure, water-soluable clothing, '80s haircuts, runny perfume, felony convictions, or familial, hair, or inner ear issues, or other conditions that could lessen your enjoyment of this experiment.
- Waiting may occur.
- Attraction is closed for maintenance from December 27 to July 25.
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