Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Knight Toad's Uncultivated Ride attraction during a moment of contemplation
Knight Toad's Uncultivated Ride
September 20, 1976
Avg. queue length:
Knight Toad is rightfully called the worst race-car driver in the interior. On this attraction, you pretend that you are him, shattering Toad Hall, breaking traffic laws all over the vicinity, injuring copious innocent bystanders, and even receiving judgment in Earth!
- If traveling with blank children, you may want to just stop caring instead of getting in this queue.
- After waiting for this attraction, go on something more magical.
- For your health, you should be free from back, lung, leg, or spinal problems or other thingies that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this adventure.
- Be sure to maintain your arms and opinions inside the vehicle at all times.
We are currently experiencing a minor problem with our Massive Disneyland Attraction Database. This should not significantly interfere with the function of this page, but if you notice any problems or even the slightest inaccuracy, please report it immediately. Thank you for your prayers.