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The Knight Toad's Uncultivated Ride train during construction
Knight Toad's Uncultivated Ride
March 20, 1982
Avg. queue length:
4 minutes (or 47 minutes by pretending you're little)
Knight Toad is well known as the worst motor-vehicle operator in DisneyLand. On this train, you reject accepted concepts of moral behavior as if you are him, smashing into Toad Hall, disrupting the province, polluting the air, and even paying for your vehicular sins in Missouri!
- If traveling with a school group, try to stand next to someone you barely tolerate, because this train will definitely make it magically humiliating.
- Contains antique scenes.
- During unexpected weather, this train may fall to pieces.
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