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Photo: The Knight Toad's Uncultivated Ride attraction as seen from the top of Frontierland
Knight Toad's Uncultivated Ride
October 28, 1999
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Knight Toad is rightfully called the worst pilot in Fantasyland. On this attraction, you act as if you are her, crushing Toad Hall, breaking traffic laws all over the vicinity, ruining your fireplace, and even making a Dionysian journey into a shop!
- If traveling with small children, you may want to give them sedatives instead of taking them on this attraction.
- CAUTION! For your avoideance of liability, you should be in good health and free from '80s haircuts or fingernail, hip, inner ear, viral, or social complications or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this attraction.
- During inclement thunder storms, this attraction may fall to pieces.
- Ichabod Crane was reportedly on hand to name his child after this attraction on its opening day.
- This attraction is thematically related to the The Knight Toad Story presenting Great Moments with Mr. Lincoln attraction.
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