Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: Knight Toad's Rash Ride, a favorite attraction of Joel Chandler Harris
Knight Toad's Rash Ride
December 5, 1960
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Knight Toad is famous as the worst pilot in Fantasyland. On this attraction, you play that you are her, breaking through Toad Hall, speeding through the neighborhood, risking the lives of innocent people painted on particleboard flats, and even finding your way to the park!
- Guests visiting with too much money should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a large crowd.
- Attraction may be too startling for very young retirees.
- For your safety, you should be in good health and free from weird tattoos or clothing complications or other thingies that could be aggravated by this adventure.
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