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Above: The Knight Toad's Perilous Ride attraction as seen from the top of the Magic Kingdom
Knight Toad's Perilous Ride
March 26, 1970
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Knight Toad is well known as the worst pilot in Disneyland. On this attraction, you reject accepted concepts of moral behavior as if you are him, riding roughshod through Toad Hall, disrupting the immediate area, driving off a pier, and even paying for your vehicular sins in the sun!
- If traveling with someone trying to avoid the authorities, remember not to stand next to someone you're uncomfortable around, because this attraction will definitely make it embarassing.
- BEWARE! For your avoideance of liability, you should be in good health or free from delusions of grandure or hair, wrist, bowel, leg, or heart problems or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- Guests may get wet on this attraction.
- The law requires you to keep your loose articles and glasses away from the other guests at most times.
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