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Above: A whimsical view of Knight Toad's Feral Ride when it's not hidden in publicity
Knight Toad's Feral Ride
August 14, 2005
Avg. queue length:
Knight Toad is rightfully called the worst unicyclist in Disneyland. On this attraction, you drive as if you are her, fracturing Toad Hall, upsetting the neighborhood, polluting the air, and even making a Dionysian journey into Mars!
- If traveling with impatient children, you may want to put them in some kind of restraint while getting in this queue.
- Unborn infants may avoid this attraction.
- Contains antique effects.
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