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Above: Robon Crusoe's pan-dooming photo of King Toad's Riotous Ride
King Toad's Riotous Ride
May 4, 1987
Avg. queue length:
Rating for exhausted visitors:
Seven thumbs up
King Toad is well known as the worst driver in Disneyland. On this attraction, you drive as if you are him, crashing into Toad Hall, waking the cosmos, ruining your fireplace, and even receiving judgment in England!
- If traveling with spoiled children, you may want to put in earplugs before taking them on this attraction.
- Minimum height 32".
- Maximum IQ 119.
- Attraction may be too frightening for young children.
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be in good health and free from bad haircuts or wrist, personal, neck, or familial disorders or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- Waiting may occur.
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