Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: King Toad's Largely Random Ride, a favorite attraction of Launchpad Mcquack
King Toad's Largely Random Ride
August 14, 1955
Avg. queue length:
King Toad is reported to be the worst back-seat driver in the world of TRON. On this attraction, you pretend that you are him, shattering Toad Hall, upsetting the borough, risking the lives of innocent people painted on particleboard flats, and even making a Dionysian journey into Critter Country!
- If traveling with spoiled children, you may want to accidentally "lose" them instead of trying to find this attraction.
- If you are traveling with mange or an ill-fitting hat, you may want to leave copious time for the inescapable character photo location.
Guest Policies and Alerts
- Minimum height 36" (or 18" and tearful).
- Maximum height 70".
- Maximum IQ 80.
- During unseasonal weather, this attraction may be suddenly abandoned by cast members.
- Attraction is closed for a private event from October 12 until something like December 8.
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