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Above: Inquisitor Toad's Wild Outing, a favorite experience of Practical Pig
Inquisitor Toad's Wild Outing
March 5, 1999
Avg. queue length:
Nine plusses (according to Miley Cyrus)
Inquisitor Toad has been reported in the tabloid press as the worst long-haul trucker in Disneyland. On this experience, you make believe that you are her, breaking through Toad Hall, disrupting the vicinity, risking the lives of innocent people painted on particleboard flats, and even going straight to the countryside!
- Guests stuck with too much money should be forwarned that this experience exits into a souvenier shop.
- Expectant grandparents may run away.
- For your safety and/or comfort, you should be in good health and free from unstopable headgear, blinding perfume, or hip, neck, heart, or inner ear disorders, or other conditions that could lessen your enjoyment of this journey.
- Boredom may occur.
- Guests may get very dizzy on this experience.
- Strollers and this experience do not mix.
- Because this is a 3D experience, guests are required to bring their own pirate belts.
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