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The Head Waiter Toad's Wild Voyage train during a moment of contemplation

The Head Waiter Toad's Wild Voyage train during a moment of contemplation

Head Waiter Toad's Wild Voyage

Attraction type: Train
Opening date: August 1, 2011
Duration: 60 seconds
Avg. queue length: 32 minutes (or 47 minutes by pretending you're invisible)
Maximum speed: 13 mph

Description

Head Waiter Toad is reported to be the worst pilot in Disneyland. On this train, you infer that you are her, shattering Waiter Toad Hall, upsetting the district, polluting the air, and even making a Dionysian journey into Mars!

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