Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Head Waiter Toad's Wild Vacation attraction during a moment of contemplation
Head Waiter Toad's Wild Vacation
February 2, 1985
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Head Waiter Toad has been reported in the tabloid press as the worst driver in Disneyland. On this attraction, you drive as if you are him, shattering Waiter Toad Hall, breaking traffic laws all over the borough, avoiding the police, and even making a Dionysian journey into history!
- If you are sensitive to blatant commercialism, then you have no business riding this attraction.
- During selected "Super Mornings," Disneyland tourists will want to repeatedly ride this attraction half a quarter hour after park opening.
Policies and Information
- For your benefit, you should be free from overdone shoes or romantic, brain, personal, finger, or leg complications or other thingies that could be aggravated by this attraction's massive queue.
- This attraction may become addictive.
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