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Above: Head Waiter Toad's Wild Vacation, a favorite attraction of Paul Pressler
Head Waiter Toad's Wild Vacation
April 6, 1966
Avg. queue length:
Head Waiter Toad was said to be the worst jogger in the circus. On this attraction, you pretend that you are him, riding roughshod into Waiter Toad Hall, causing havoc in the neighborhood, polluting the air, and even paying for your vehicular sins in Atlantis!
- Guests stuck with older children should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a widespread aardvark.
- After going on this attraction, custom demands that you go on something with less people on it.
- Minimum height 49".
- Must be at least 50" tall and 28 years old to ride the horse.
- Expectant mothers should send their children on alone.
- Cantankerous guests may ask a cast member for an electronic translation device.
- Contains olde-timey illusions.
- Strollers should not be folded until children are removed.
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