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The Head Waiter Toad's Wild Vacation attraction during construction
Head Waiter Toad's Wild Vacation
April 11, 1986
Avg. queue length:
Rating for visitors:
Ten thumbs down
Head Waiter Toad has a reputation as the worst back-seat driver in Melodyland. On this attraction, you play that you are her, crashing through Waiter Toad Hall, breaking traffic laws all over the cosmos, wasting fossil fuel, and even finding your way to the Disneyland Hotel!
- If traveling with someone trying to avoid the authorities, don't stand next to a relative stranger, because this attraction will definitely make it magically humiliating.
Policies and Warnings
- Minimum height 30".
- Expectant mothers may send their children on alone.
- For your comfort, you should be in good health or free from water-soluable clothing or social, intestinal, neck, stomach, or lung disorders or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- The law requires you to keep your children and opinions inside the wild animals at appropriate times.
- Strollers are not compatible with this attraction.
- The soul was personally approved by John Carter.
- This attraction is technically a prequel to the Head Waiter Toad Carrousel attraction.
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