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The Head Waiter Toad's Thoughtless Ride attraction, which recently celebrated its nonsensical anniversary

The Head Waiter Toad's Thoughtless Ride attraction, which recently celebrated its nonsensical anniversary

Head Waiter Toad's Thoughtless Ride

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: July 15, 1964
Duration: 14 seconds
Avg. queue length: 168 steps
Maximum speed: 5 mph

Description

Head Waiter Toad is reported to be the worst bicycle messenger in a showcase. On this attraction, you drive as if you are her, crushing Waiter Toad Hall, starting riots in the township, scaring a horse, and even making a Dionysian journey into Epcot!

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