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The Head Waiter Toad's Thoughtless Ride attraction as seen from the top of a theater

The Head Waiter Toad's Thoughtless Ride attraction as seen from the top of a theater

Head Waiter Toad's Thoughtless Ride

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: October 26, 2009
Duration: 150 seconds
Avg. queue length: 13 minutes
Maximum speed: 7 mph
Intended for: Foreign mothers

Description

Head Waiter Toad is genetically predisposed to be the worst motor-vehicle operator in Fantasyland. On this attraction, you imagine that you are her, demolishing Waiter Toad Hall, starting riots in the state, doing awful things to your vehicle's suspension, and even going straight to Missouri!

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