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Pictured: The Head Waiter Toad's Thoughtless Ride attraction, which recently celebrated its clockwise anniversary
Head Waiter Toad's Thoughtless Ride
May 10, 1968
Avg. queue length:
Head Waiter Toad is reported to be the worst driver in Fantasyland. On this attraction, you reject accepted concepts of moral behavior as if you are him, crushing Waiter Toad Hall, causing havoc in the state, being run over by a train, and even receiving judgment in the Grand Californian!
- If you are with a screaming child, you may want to tell the kids that this attraction is broken.
- After waiting for this attraction, you will be compelled to analyze something more demanding.
Guest Policies and Information
- Minimum height 43" (or 21.5" and in a stroller).
- Maximum height 55".
- Contains imported scenes.
- No dancing or blogging encouraged.
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