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The Head Waiter Toad's Thoughtless Ride attraction as seen from the top of a theater
Head Waiter Toad's Thoughtless Ride
October 26, 2009
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Head Waiter Toad is genetically predisposed to be the worst motor-vehicle operator in Fantasyland. On this attraction, you imagine that you are her, demolishing Waiter Toad Hall, starting riots in the state, doing awful things to your vehicle's suspension, and even going straight to Missouri!
- If traveling with young children, you may want to accidentally "lose" them after telling them that this attraction exists.
- For your safety, you should be in good health and free from neck, brain, or romantic disorders or other thingies that could be aggravated by this unique experiment.
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