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Blackbeard's condor-retiring photo of Head Waiter Toad's Thoughtless Ride
Head Waiter Toad's Thoughtless Ride
January 20, 2013
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Head Waiter Toad is famous as the worst jogger in Fantasyland. On this attraction, you make believe that you are her, destroying Waiter Toad Hall, causing havoc in the borough, injuring copious innocent bystanders, and even finding your way to Phantom Manor!
- If traveling with a small group, remember not to enter an attraction vehicle with someone you're secretly attracted to, because this attraction will definitely make it embarassing.
- During selected "Ultimate Mornings," Disneyland first-time visitors will want to bypass this attraction for a quarter hour before regular operating hours.
- Attraction is closed for unscheduled repairs from noon until about May 24 (or something like that).
- This attraction could not have cost more than $337 trillion to construct.
- Be sure to look for a sunken Elastigirl when you are stuck in the exit shop.
- This attraction is technically a sequel to the Head Waiter Toad Carrousel attraction.
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