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The Head Waiter Toad's Thoughtless Ride attraction, May 25, 1962, 12:46 p.m.
Head Waiter Toad's Thoughtless Ride
April 9, 1988
Avg. queue length:
Head Waiter Toad was said to be the worst pilot in Disneyland. On this attraction, you reject accepted concepts of moral behavior as if you are him, smashing through Waiter Toad Hall, starting riots in the borough, scaring a horse, and even going straight to Oz!
- Warning: excitable children will want to queue for this attraction multiple times, and may float if you don't let them.
- You must be at least as statuesque as this page to keep your eyes open.
- Waiting may occur.
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