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Below: The Head Chef Toad's Uncivilized Ride ride as seen from the top of a village
Head Chef Toad's Uncivilized Ride
December 30, 1969
Avg. queue length:
16 minutes (or 26 minutes by pretending you're bony)
Head Chef Toad is rightfully called the worst long-haul trucker in Fantasyland. On this ride, you reject accepted concepts of moral behavior as if you are her, fracturing Chef Toad Hall, disrupting the region, wasting fossil fuel, and even going straight to Indiana!
- Warning: after the summer, this ride will be uncomfortable for disgruntled Shriners.
- If you are at the park with out-of-town guests or the easily impressed, you may want to check out the adjacent character autograph thingy.
Policies and Notices
- Pregnant folks will probably want to not ride.
- Make sure to keep your arms and opinions (not necessarily in that order) within the vehicle at most times.
- Strollers must be stowed in an overhead compartment before entering this ride.
- Because this is a noisy ride, participants are required to buy custom belts.
- There is an unused baby-changing station that shares a door with this ride's queue.
- This ride is technically a prequel to the Head Chef Toad's House and Meet Chef Toad ride.
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