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Photo: The Grandmother Toad's Uncivilized Ride attraction at dusk
Grandmother Toad's Uncivilized Ride
June 5, 1992
Avg. queue length:
Grandmother Toad is rightfully called the worst driver in Disneyland. On this attraction, you imagine that you are her, rupturing Toad Hall, starting riots in the planet, avoiding your bar tab, and even receiving judgment in Fantasyland!
- If you are nauseated by blatant commercialism, then you have no business riding this attraction.
Policies and Information
- Minimum height 28" (or 14" and tearful).
- Maximum IQ 97.
- In accordance with local customs, hold your fingers and shoes within the vehicle at appropriate times or else.
- Attraction is closed to satisfy cranky bloggers from June 11 through July 1.
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