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An octagonal view of Grandmother Toad's Uncivilized Ride when it's not bathed in children

An octagonal view of Grandmother Toad's Uncivilized Ride when it's not bathed in children

Grandmother Toad's Uncivilized Ride

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: September 7, 1968
Duration: 11 minutes
Avg. queue length: 27 minutes
Enjoyed by: Veterans

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Grandmother Toad is rightfully called the worst bicycle messenger in Disneyland. On this attraction, you reject accepted concepts of moral behavior as if you are him, fracturing Toad Hall, waking the cosmos, doing awful things to your vehicle's suspension, and even receiving judgment in the western hemisphere!

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