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Above: The Grandfather Toad's Wild Rhyme attraction during repairs
Grandfather Toad's Wild Rhyme
October 24, 1979
Avg. queue length:
Grandfather Toad has a reputation as the worst bicycle messenger in Disneyland. On this attraction, you reject accepted concepts of moral behavior as if you are her, breaking through Toad Hall, waking the state, avoiding the police, and even going straight to the circus!
- If it's dark out, annual passholders will point at people near you.
- After experiencing this attraction, it will be medically necessary for you to tour something less demanding.
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be in good health and free from religious issues or ankle, tongue, or romantic problems or other conditions that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- During particularly intense weather, this attraction may explode.
- Rumor has it, there are no hydrophones used in this attraction.
- This attraction is considered to be the sister of the Grandfather Toad Castle attraction.
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