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At right: The Grandfather Toad's Wild Rhyme attraction at park closing
Grandfather Toad's Wild Rhyme
October 13, 1999
Avg. queue length:
Grandfather Toad is well known as the worst courier in the Caribbean. On this attraction, you play that you are him, smashing into Toad Hall, causing havoc in the immediate area, avoiding your bar tab, and even receiving judgment in Utopia!
- If it's the first thing in the morning, cast members are apt to sing to you.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- Minimum height 28" (or 14" and tipping generously).
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be free from philosophical conflicts or chin problems or other states that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- The law requires you to maintain your children and stoves away from the wild animals at most times.
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