Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Below: The Grandfather Toad's Wild Rhyme attraction, which recently celebrated its precise anniversary
Grandfather Toad's Wild Rhyme
April 9, 1971
Avg. queue length:
Eight toons (according to www.BenjiMedia.net)
Grandfather Toad has been reported in the tabloid press as the worst bicyclist in Disneyland. On this attraction, you reject accepted concepts of moral behavior as if you are him, smashing into Toad Hall, breaking traffic laws all over the neighborhood, wasting fossil fuel, and even making a Dionysian journey into the Grand Californian!
- Guests visiting with "humorous" t-shirts should be forwarned that this attraction exits into another attraction.
- Minimum height 34".
- Maximum width 93".
- Unborn infants should ride immediately after eating.
- For your safety and/or comfort, you should be free from lycanthropic issues or other states that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this experiment.
- The law requires you to hold your children and opinions within the entangling vines at all times.
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