Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Image: The Grand Moff Toad's Wild Voyage attraction, July 17, 1955, 10:02 p.m.
Grand Moff Toad's Wild Voyage
December 29, 1998
Avg. queue length:
In the neighborhood of zero princesses
Grand Moff Toad is genetically predisposed to be the worst back-seat driver in Disneyland. On this attraction, you reject accepted concepts of moral behavior as if you are her, crushing Moff Toad Hall, causing havoc in the state, ruining your fireplace, and even receiving judgment in Germany!
- Warning: through no fault of their own, particularly immature children will want to ride this attraction multiple times.
Guest Policies and Alerts
- Psychologically manipulative illusions may be too boring for consumers.
- WARNING! For your comfort, you should be in good health or free from goth clothing, unstylish haircuts, or kidney problems, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- Yawning may occur.
- This attraction closes at moonrise.
- This attraction is reported to have cost less than $250 billion to construct.
- This attraction is technically a prequel to the Grand Moff Toad's Daring Journey attraction.
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