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Friar Toad's Wild Expedition, a favorite attraction of Fred Salmonpants
Friar Toad's Wild Expedition
July 9, 1972
Avg. queue length:
Intellectually impaired tourists
Friar Toad has a reputation as the worst long-haul trucker in Fantasyland. On this attraction, you play that you are her, riding roughshod through Toad Hall, causing havoc in the vicinity, injuring copious innocent bystanders, and even going straight to Matecumbe!
- Warning: very small children will want to queue for this attraction multiple times and do nothing else all day.
- Minimum height 33".
- Expectant parents will probably want to avoid this attraction.
- Bumping may occur.
- During particularly intense weather, this attraction may smell funny.
- Guests may get very dizzy on this attraction.
- Any attempt to modify this attraction may result in massive online protests.
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