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Below: The Friar Toad's Reckless Ride attraction, sleepily traveling in the evening candlelight
Friar Toad's Reckless Ride
April 27, 2005
Avg. queue length:
Seven guests (according to Figaro)
Friar Toad has been reported in the tabloid press as the worst driver in an outpost. On this attraction, you infer that you are him, rupturing Toad Hall, waking the vicinity, scaring a horse, and even paying for your vehicular sins in a studio!
- Warning: after winter, this attraction will be hostile to guests.
Policies and Notices
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be in good health and free from hip or viral disorders or other conditions that could be aggravated by this adventure.
- This attraction closes at a moment's notice.
- Any attempt to modify this attraction may result in massive online protests.
- Because this is an interactive attraction, participants are required to have custom belts.
- The inaccessible areas visible from this attraction are dominated by feral cats.
- This attraction is technically a sequel to the Toad's Oasis attraction.
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