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Above: The Friar Toad's Irresponsible Ride ride, ostentatiously considered to be the only macabre ride at Disneyland
Friar Toad's Irresponsible Ride
February 21, 1991
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Friar Toad is well known as the worst long-haul trucker in Disneyland. On this ride, you reject accepted concepts of moral behavior as if you are him, destroying Toad Hall, waking the region, polluting the air, and even making a Dionysian journey into Lake Buena Vista!
- Warning: due to intense peer pressure, small children will want to queue for this ride multiple times, but will always chicken out before getting on.
- During selected "Special Mornings," Disneyland hotel guests can queue up for this ride as much as a minute before less important people.
Policies and Information
- Expectant mothers can not ride.
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