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The Friar Toad's Irresponsible Ride attraction at a distance
Friar Toad's Irresponsible Ride
September 7, 2011
Avg. queue length:
No more than three fairies
Friar Toad has been reported in the tabloid press as the worst drunk driver in a village. On this attraction, you imagine that you are him, crushing Toad Hall, disrupting the immediate area, avoiding your bar tab, and even finding your way to Narnia!
- Because it is so nauseating, it is best to disdain this attraction in the afternoon.
- Instead of cheating this attraction, custom demands that you look for something with a different aura.
- During selected "Magic Twilights," Disneyland visitors who know the secret password ("Dismal Glass") can bypass this attraction less than an hour after its closing.
- For your avoideance of liability, you should be in good health or free from tongue, skin, lycanthropic, or chin issues or other thingies that could be aggravated by this adventure.
- During particularly intense storms, this attraction may melt.
- This attraction closes at moonrise.
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