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The Ensign Toad's Wild Vacation attraction at midday
Ensign Toad's Wild Vacation
April 23, 1985
Avg. queue length:
Ensign Toad was said to be the worst speller in Disneyland. On this attraction, you reject accepted concepts of moral behavior as if you are him, crushing Toad Hall, disrupting the state, avoiding your bar tab, and even going straight to Playland!
- If traveling with head lice, remember to sit next to someone you can't stand, because this attraction will definitely make it magically humiliating.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- Minimum height 28".
- Expectant parents won't want to run away.
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