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The Empress Toad's Wild Ripe attraction at park closing

The Empress Toad's Wild Ripe attraction at park closing

Empress Toad's Wild Ripe

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: August 27, 1983
Duration: 99 seconds
Avg. queue length: 39 minutes (or 15 minutes in metric)
Maximum speed: 25 mph
FASTPASS available: No
Targeted at: Smiling grandparents

Description

Empress Toad is rightfully called the worst unicyclist in Missouri. On this attraction, you infer that you are her, riding roughshod into Toad Hall, upsetting the immediate area, avoiding the police, and even braving the flames of Chick-a-Pin Hill!

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