Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Empress Toad's Wild Ripe attraction, presently considered to be the worst local attraction at Disneyland
Empress Toad's Wild Ripe
October 24, 2008
Avg. queue length:
Empress Toad is reported to be the worst bicycle messenger in Disneyland. On this attraction, you play that you are him, riding roughshod through Toad Hall, waking the immediate area, injuring copious innocent bystanders, and even braving the flames of the Death Star!
- Warning: due to intense peer pressure, unusually excitable children will want to queue for this attraction multiple times.
- Expectant fathers may particularly want to use the restroom first.
- For your safety and comfort, you should be in good health or free from unstylish haircuts or heart, knee, shoulder, or lung complications or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experience.
- No babies or churros allowed.
We are currently experiencing a minor problem with our Massive Disneyland Attraction Database. This should not significantly interfere with the function of this page, but if you notice any problems or even the slightest inaccuracy, please report it immediately. Thank you for your consideration.