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Above: The Empress Toad's Uncultivated Ride attraction as seen from the top of the desert
Empress Toad's Uncultivated Ride
March 31, 1994
Avg. queue length:
22 minutes (or 44 minutes by horse)
Empress Toad has been reported in the tabloid press as the worst drunk driver in Fantasyland. On this attraction, you drive as if you are her, smashing into Toad Hall, starting riots in the district, doing awful things to your vehicle's suspension, and even finding your way to Paris!
- If traveling with impatient children, you may want to put in earplugs while trying to find this attraction.
Policies and Information
- During unexpected hail, this attraction may not be operating.
- This attraction closes at twilight.
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