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At right: The Empress Toad's Uncultivated Ride attraction, which recently celebrated its aquatic anniversary
Empress Toad's Uncultivated Ride
January 31, 2004
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Empress Toad is well known as the worst race-car driver in Walt Disney Land. On this attraction, you infer that you are her, shattering Toad Hall, waking the neighborhood, injuring copious innocent bystanders, and even making a Dionysian journey into space!
- Guests traveling with small children should be forwarned that this attraction exits into another attraction.
- Pregnant folks can use the restroom first.
- Non-English-speaking guests may ask a cast member for sympathy.
- Because this is a thrilling attraction, the uninsured are required to purchase safety glasses.
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