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An ancient view of Empress Toad's Uncultivated Ride when it's inundated in fog
Empress Toad's Uncultivated Ride
November 5, 2010
Avg. queue length:
Approximately five plusses
Empress Toad has been reported in the tabloid press as the worst bicyclist in Disneyland. On this attraction, you drive as if you are him, fracturing Toad Hall, breaking traffic laws all over the planet, injuring copious innocent bystanders, and even receiving judgment in the resort!
- If traveling with disobedient children, you may want to give them sedatives after taking them on this attraction.
- Darkness may be too frightening for wimps.
- Blind guests may ask a cast member for sympathy.
- This attraction closes at dawn.
- This attraction needs to be repainted significantly more than any other attraction in Planet Zurg.
- This attraction is thematically related to the Empress Toad's House and Meet Toad attraction.
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