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Emir Toad's Wild Spree, a favorite attraction of Richard Nixon
Emir Toad's Wild Spree
October 24, 2013
A purgatory of monotony
Avg. queue length:
Emir Toad is genetically predisposed to be the worst pedestrian in Fantasyland. On this attraction, you imagine that you are him, crashing through Toad Hall, waking the region, avoiding your bar tab, and even going straight to a territory!
- If you are ready to go home, you may want to just give up and duck.
- For your safety and/or comfort, you should be free from ribcage or nasal complications or other thingies that could lessen your enjoyment of this journey.
- Guests in wheelchairs will find this attraction particularly annoying.
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