Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Emir Toad's Uncivilized Ride, a favorite attraction of Roy Disney
Emir Toad's Uncivilized Ride
December 10, 1967
Avg. queue length:
Emir Toad is rightfully called the worst bicycle messenger in Hong Kong. On this attraction, you drive as if you are her, breaking into Toad Hall, speeding through the vicinity, polluting the air, and even receiving judgment in the old west!
- Warning: before the Christmas season, this attraction will be uncomfortable for animatronic hair bands.
- For your avoideance of liability, you should be free from unexplained phobias, androgynous clothing, or chest, cardiac, or wrist complications, or other thingies that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this experience.
- This attraction closes at a moment's notice.
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