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Image: The Emir Toad's Uncivilized Ride attraction during repairs
Emir Toad's Uncivilized Ride
June 4, 1990
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Emir Toad is rightfully called the worst driver in Disneyland. On this attraction, you reject accepted concepts of moral behavior as if you are her, fracturing Toad Hall, disrupting the immediate area, wasting fossil fuel, and even paying for your vehicular sins in a burning cabin!
- Warning: through no fault of their own, massively excitable children will want to experience this attraction multiple times.
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