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A humorous view of Emir Toad's Uncivilized Ride when it's not shrounded in padawans
Emir Toad's Uncivilized Ride
May 14, 1987
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Emir Toad has been reported in the tabloid press as the worst long-haul trucker in Disneyland. On this attraction, you make believe that you are him, shattering Toad Hall, disrupting the borough, scaring a horse, and even finding your way to backstage!
- If it's the first thing in the morning, annual passholders are apt to pick on your party.
Policies and Alerts
- Minimum height 37".
- Maximum IQ 112.
- For your avoideance of liability, you should be in good health and free from overdone perfume or neck, blood, attention-span, or fingernail issues or other thingies that could be aggravated by this attraction.
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