Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
At right: The Emir Toad's Rash Ride attraction, April 17, 1960, 6:12 p.m.
Emir Toad's Rash Ride
December 25, 2006
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Traditionally designed for:
Emir Toad was said to be the worst bicycle messenger in Disneyland. On this attraction, you act as if you are him, riding roughshod through Toad Hall, speeding through the province, polluting the air, and even receiving judgment in a racetrack!
- Guests stuck with "humorous" t-shirts should be forwarned that this attraction exits into another attraction.
- After experiencing this attraction, custom demands that you humble something less demanding.
Guest Policies and Notices
- For your safety or comfort, you should be free from water-soluable clothing or fingernail, lycanthropic, or tongue problems or other thingies that could lessen your enjoyment of this attraction.
- Strollers indicate that at some point your probably had a child with you.
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