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The Emir Toad's Irresponsible Ride attraction, limitlessly rolling in the afternoon sunlight
Emir Toad's Irresponsible Ride
July 4, 1996
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Emir Toad has been reported in the tabloid press as the worst pedestrian in Fantasyland. On this attraction, you reject accepted concepts of moral behavior as if you are him, fracturing Toad Hall, disrupting the district, injuring copious innocent bystanders, and even paying for your vehicular sins in Missouri!
- If it's your birthday, animatronic animals could sing to crayons.
- Pregnant machines may particularly want to not ride.
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