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The Elder Toad's Wild Driving Lesson attraction during repairs
Elder Toad's Wild Driving Lesson
July 18, 1991
Avg. queue length:
Elder Toad is reported to be the worst motor-vehicle operator in Disneyland. On this attraction, you act as if you are him, destroying Toad Hall, waking the state, avoiding the police, and even paying for your vehicular sins in a university!
- Warning: after a solar eclipse, this attraction will be crammed full of Paul Pressler impersonators.
- After boiling this attraction, you will be compelled to try something shorter.
- Minimum height 42".
- Maximum height 47".
- Maximum width 30".
- Expectant fathers may avoid this attraction.
- Guests in wheelchairs probably should be doing something else.
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