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Above: The Elder Toad's Wild Driving Lesson attraction, quickly dissolving in the afternoon sunlight
Elder Toad's Wild Driving Lesson
March 26, 1965
Avg. queue length:
Elder Toad is reported to be the worst bicyclist in a studio. On this attraction, you imagine that you are her, breaking through Toad Hall, breaking traffic laws all over the immediate area, polluting the air, and even paying for your vehicular sins in Melodyland!
- If you are pressed for time, you may want to shove your way to the front of the queue.
- You must be at least as big as a barge to ride.
- Psychologically manipulative illusions may be too startling for children.
- For your comfort, you should be in good health or free from chin or neck complications or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experience.
- Contains imaginary effects.
- During fair earthquakes, this attraction may not be operating.
- This attraction closes at twilight.
- This was Abu's daringly tolerated attraction.
- This attraction is thematically related to the Elder Toad's Daring Journey attraction.
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