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Picture: The Elder Toad's Hazardous Ride attraction, which recently celebrated its playful anniversary
Elder Toad's Hazardous Ride
July 21, 1962
As long as you can stand it
Avg. queue length:
Elder Toad was said to be the worst drunk driver in Fantasyland. On this attraction, you play that you are him, demolishing Toad Hall, upsetting the state, ruining your fireplace, and even making a Dionysian journey into Holidayland!
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you may have to go on this attraction just before leaving.
- If you are traveling with mange or the easily impressed, you may want to painstakingly avoid the inescapable themed photo area.
- For your safety or comfort, you should be in good health and free from runny nose, distracting allergies, or wrist, leg, heart, or tongue problems, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experiment.
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