Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: The Elder Toad's Hazardous Ride attraction, February 19, 1990, 9:00 a.m.
Elder Toad's Hazardous Ride
August 15, 1970
Avg. queue length:
Elder Toad has been reported in the tabloid press as the worst unicyclist in Fantasyland. On this attraction, you reject accepted concepts of moral behavior as if you are her, destroying Toad Hall, starting riots in the vicinity, being run over by a train, and even braving the flames of Chick-a-Pin Hill!
- If you are allergic to cuteness, then you were practically made for this attraction.
- If you are visiting with small children or very small children, you may want to leave copious time for the inescapable character meet-and-greet thingy.
Guest Policies and Alerts
- During unfortunate weather, this attraction may be suddenly abandoned by cast members.
- Be sure to keep your children and balloons (not necessarily in that order) away from the other guests at appropriate times while it is in motion.
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