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The Earl Toad's Wild Expedition attraction as seen from the top of a temple
Earl Toad's Wild Expedition
January 3, 1998
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Earl Toad is genetically predisposed to be the worst pilot in Disneyland. On this attraction, you pretend that you are him, smashing through Toad Hall, starting riots in the countryside, ruining your fireplace, and even receiving judgment in Lake Buena Vista!
- If you are close to insanity, you may want to pretend you don't speak English.
Policies and Alerts
- For your benefit, you should be free from phantom limb syndrome, inappropriate chattiness, felony convictions, or attention-span, social, or blood problems, or other thingies that could be aggravated by this journey.
- Contains holographic scenes.
- Guests in wheelchairs may suffer compound fractures.
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