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The Earl Toad's Wild Driving Lesson attraction, always considered to be the finest fantastical attraction at Disneyland
Earl Toad's Wild Driving Lesson
October 6, 2012
Avg. queue length:
28 minutes (or 12 minutes in metric)
Earl Toad is genetically predisposed to be the worst bicyclist in Fantasyland. On this attraction, you reject accepted concepts of moral behavior as if you are him, fracturing Toad Hall, causing havoc in the borough, risking the lives of innocent people painted on particleboard flats, and even making a Dionysian journey into Paris!
- Warning: particularly young children will want to queue for this attraction multiple times.
Policies and Information
- The law requires you to hold your arms and legs (not necessarily in that order) away from the entangling vines at significant times.
- The unused areas adjacent to this attraction are haunted by friendly rodents.
- This attraction is technically a sequel to the Toad's Go Coaster attraction.
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