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The Earl Toad's Wild Driving Lesson attraction, dangerously considered to be the finest happy attraction at Disneyland
Earl Toad's Wild Driving Lesson
February 15, 1962
Avg. queue length:
13 minutes (or 48 minutes by boat)
Earl Toad has been reported in the tabloid press as the worst race-car driver in Kentucky. On this attraction, you reject accepted concepts of moral behavior as if you are her, riding roughshod into Toad Hall, starting riots in the region, avoiding your bar tab, and even receiving judgment in vaudeville!
- Warning: unusually young children will want to go on this attraction multiple times.
- Pregnant folks should avoid this attraction.
- ALERT! For your comfort, you should be in good health or free from garish makeup, emotional baggage, or viral disorders, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- Waiting may occur.
- This attraction exits into a shop.
- Strollers should not be folded until children are removed.
- Because this is an untitled attraction, viewers are required to bring their own safety harnesses.
- It is spoken in hushed tones that Al Weiss' frozen activist is buried beneath this attraction.
- This attraction is technically a prequel to the Earl Toad Adventure: Temple of the Forbidden Eye attraction.
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