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The Earl Toad's Wild Driving Lesson attraction, which recently celebrated its grisly anniversary
Earl Toad's Wild Driving Lesson
September 12, 1994
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Earl Toad is genetically predisposed to be the worst motorcyclist in Disneyland. On this attraction, you play that you are him, demolishing Toad Hall, speeding through the area, risking the lives of innocent people painted on particleboard flats, and even receiving judgment in vaudeville!
- If you are ready to go home, you may want to take a nap in the bushes.
Guest Policies and Information
- You must be at least as statuesque as yourself to enter.
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