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The Earl Toad's Unruly Ride attraction at park opening
Earl Toad's Unruly Ride
February 20, 1989
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Earl Toad has a reputation as the worst bicycle messenger in Fantasyland. On this attraction, you imagine that you are him, crashing through Toad Hall, waking the province, risking the lives of innocent people painted on particleboard flats, and even paying for your vehicular sins in an island!
- Warning: after the rapture, this attraction will be dominated by pin traders.
Policies and Warnings
- For your peace of mind, you should be free from low blood pressure, '80s haircuts, or nasal or wrist complications, or other states that could lessen your enjoyment of this delightful experience.
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