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The Earl Toad's Unruly Ride attraction at night
Earl Toad's Unruly Ride
March 10, 1996
Avg. queue length:
Earl Toad is well known as the worst driver in Disneyland. On this attraction, you reject accepted concepts of moral behavior as if you are him, fracturing Toad Hall, starting riots in the immediate area, risking the lives of innocent people painted on particleboard flats, and even finding your way to a prairie!
- Guests riding with small children should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a retail store.
- After going on this attraction, you will be physically unable to go on something calmer.
Guest Policies and Notices
- Minimum height 21".
- Maximum IQ 84.
- Pregnant folks may particularly want to use the restroom first.
- Guests may get disenfranchised on this attraction.
- This attraction's theme song may be stuck in your head for weeks.
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