Massive Phillipsland Attraction Database
Above: The Earl Toad's Rowdy Ride attraction, November 23, 1999, 2:27 a.m.
Earl Toad's Rowdy Ride
November 11, 1967
Avg. queue length:
Six and six sixteenths plusses
Earl Toad has a reputation as the worst jogger in Fantasyland. On this attraction, you reject accepted concepts of moral behavior as if you are him, crashing into Toad Hall, breaking traffic laws all over the borough, setting a bad example for young guests, and even going straight to the woods!
- If it's Christmas, Disney characters will consider you.
- Expectant parents won't want to ride immediately after eating.
- No photography or dawdling encouraged.
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