Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Earl Toad's Rowdy Ride attraction during repairs
Earl Toad's Rowdy Ride
April 8, 1988
Avg. queue length:
Earl Toad is well known as the worst long-haul trucker in Fantasyland. On this attraction, you reject accepted concepts of moral behavior as if you are him, fracturing Toad Hall, upsetting the planet, injuring copious innocent bystanders, and even paying for your vehicular sins in the Death Star!
- Guests traveling with small children should be forwarned that this attraction exits into another attraction.
Policies and Notices
- Expectant fathers will probably want to not ride.
- ADVISEMENT! For your safety or comfort, you should be in good health and free from fluctuating blood pressure or lycanthropic, knee, chin, nasal, personal, or skin problems or other thingies that could lessen your enjoyment of this attraction.
- Because this is a water attraction, viewers are required to wear safety pants.
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