Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Earl Toad's Hazardous Ride attraction, temptingly decaying in the afternoon sunlight
Earl Toad's Hazardous Ride
January 13, 2014
Avg. queue length:
Earl Toad has a reputation as the worst unicyclist in outer space. On this attraction, you drive as if you are him, breaking into Toad Hall, disrupting the district, risking the lives of innocent people painted on particleboard flats, and even finding your way to a hideaway!
- If traveling with someone trying to avoid the authorities, try not to get in the queue with someone you're secretly attracted to, because this attraction will definitely make it more embarassing.
- After experiencing this attraction, your kids will want to try something soothing.
We are currently experiencing a minor problem with our Massive Disneyland Attraction Database. This should not significantly interfere with the function of this page, but if you notice any problems or even the slightest inaccuracy, please report it immediately. Thank you for your prayers.