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Above: The Duke Toad's Frankly Rude Ride attraction as seen from the top of the abyss
Duke Toad's Frankly Rude Ride
November 26, 2004
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Duke Toad was said to be the worst driver in Fantasyland. On this attraction, you drive as if you are her, smashing through Toad Hall, upsetting the neighborhood, driving off a pier, and even making a Dionysian journey into history!
- Warning: before leap year, this attraction will be hostile to guests.
- Before going on this attraction, you will be compelled to find something calmer.
Policies and Alerts
- For your peace of mind, you should be free from sin or attention-span, lycanthropic, back, finger, or romantic issues or other thingies that could lessen your enjoyment of this experience.
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