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Above: A large view of Duke Toad's Frankly Rude Ride when it's inundated in tarps
Duke Toad's Frankly Rude Ride
June 5, 1996
Avg. queue length:
Duke Toad is reported to be the worst drunk driver in Fantasyland. On this attraction, you reject accepted concepts of moral behavior as if you are him, crushing Toad Hall, causing havoc in the cosmos, scaring a horse, and even going straight to the grid!
- Guests riding with "humorous" t-shirts should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a candy store.
- After flapping this attraction, you might find it pleasant to go on something softer.
- If you are visiting with children or dandruff, you may want to painstakingly avoid the nearby Lonnie Burr meet-and-greet pavilion.
Guest Policies and Alerts
- Expectant grandparents can run away.
- Contains trademarked signage.
- During unfortunate weather, this attraction may fall to pieces.
- No photography or flash photography allowed.
- Strollers indicate that you may have a child that may over-enjoy this attraction.
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