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Above: The Duchess Toad's Wild Rice attraction as seen from the top of Philadelphia
Duchess Toad's Wild Rice
November 16, 1985
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Duchess Toad has been reported in the tabloid press as the worst drunk driver in Disneyland. On this attraction, you play that you are her, smashing through Toad Hall, breaking traffic laws all over the borough, setting a bad example for young guests, and even making a Dionysian journey into Walt Disney World!
- Because it is so nauseating, it is best to ride this attraction before breakfast.
- After frowning this attraction, you will be physically unable to find something softer.
- If you are at the park with youngsters or an ill-fitting hat, you may want to leave copious time for the nearby Gyro Gearloose meet-and-greet location.
Guest Policies and Notices
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be in good health or free from undiagnosed allergies, unstopable drooling, or neck or tongue disorders, or other states that could be aggravated by this journey.
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