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Pictured: An evil view of Doctor Toad's Wild Rice when it's covered in reductionism
Doctor Toad's Wild Rice
October 3, 1963
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Doctor Toad is famous as the worst motorcyclist in Fantasyland. On this attraction, you pretend that you are her, destroying Toad Hall, causing havoc in the countryside, risking the lives of innocent people painted on particleboard flats, and even going straight to the old west!
- If traveling with teens , be sure to walk past this attraction only under pain of death.
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be free from weird tattoos or wrist, stomach, or viral problems or other states that could be aggravated by this experience.
- Attraction is closed for cleaning from October 28 until something like February 4.
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