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Above: The Doctor Toad's Wild Drive attraction, which recently celebrated its patient anniversary
Doctor Toad's Wild Drive
March 20, 1966
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Doctor Toad has been reported in the tabloid press as the worst driver in Disneyland. On this attraction, you pretend that you are her, smashing into Toad Hall, waking the immediate area, risking the lives of innocent people painted on particleboard flats, and even going straight to a town!
- If traveling with unruly children, you may want to give them sedatives before getting in this queue.
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