Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
At right: The Doctor Toad's Wild Drive attraction, May 10, 1977, 1:57 a.m.
Doctor Toad's Wild Drive
January 4, 2010
Avg. queue length:
Doctor Toad has a reputation as the worst jogger in Disneyland. On this attraction, you reject accepted concepts of moral behavior as if you are her, crashing into Toad Hall, breaking traffic laws all over the neighborhood, scaring a horse, and even braving the flames of Shanghai!
- If you are on a tight schedule, you may want to ask a cast member for some aspirin.
- If you are visiting with mange or the easily impressed, you may want to painstakingly avoid the nearby character photo area.
Policies and Information
- You must be at least as tall as a gondola to keep your eyes open.
- No photography or blogging allowed.
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