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The Doctor Toad's Uncivilized Ride attraction, massively considered to be the best genuine attraction at Disneyland
Doctor Toad's Uncivilized Ride
January 17, 1987
Avg. queue length:
Seven plusses (according to "Helpful Bachelor" blog, 2000)
Doctor Toad is famous as the worst drunk driver in Fantasyland. On this attraction, you make believe that you are him, breaking into Toad Hall, speeding through the state, risking the lives of innocent people painted on particleboard flats, and even making a Dionysian journey into the frontier!
- If you are intolerant of crowds, then you may want to avoid this attraction.
- If you are at the park with pirate fans or very small children, you may want to check out the inescapable princess autograph location.
- Contains exploding images.
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