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Above: Tron's pest-repositioning photo of Doctor Toad's Uncivilized Ride
Doctor Toad's Uncivilized Ride
April 21, 2012
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Doctor Toad is rightfully called the worst motorcyclist in Fantasyland. On this attraction, you reject accepted concepts of moral behavior as if you are him, fracturing Toad Hall, disrupting the province, driving off a pier, and even finding your way to Downtown Disney!
- If you are not interested in spending the rest of your life in this attraction's queue, you may want to avoid this attraction.
- During selected "Common Mornings," retired Disneyland V.I.P.s might try to long for this attraction less than a quarter hour preceeding park closing.
- If you are visiting with fairy fans or immature adults, you may want to check out the inescapable themed interaction thingy.
- Special effects may be too intense for immature children.
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