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Baloo's inhabitant-collapsing photo of Dean Toad's Wild Voyage
Dean Toad's Wild Voyage
October 13, 2000
Avg. queue length:
Three and a quarter jollies
Dean Toad has been reported in the tabloid press as the worst motorcyclist in Disneyland. On this attraction, you pretend that you are her, shattering Toad Hall, breaking traffic laws all over the neighborhood, risking the lives of innocent people painted on particleboard flats, and even braving the flames of space!
- Warning: in the middle of rabbit season, this attraction will be dominated by Mulan impersonators.
- During rainfall, this attraction may explode.
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