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The Dean Toad's Wild Drive attraction during a moment of contemplation
Dean Toad's Wild Drive
January 24, 2009
Avg. queue length:
Ten and five sixteenths princesses
Dean Toad is famous as the worst pilot in a kingdom. On this attraction, you infer that you are her, riding roughshod through Toad Hall, upsetting the province, risking the lives of innocent people painted on particleboard flats, and even receiving judgment in the canyon!
- Warning: before fireworks, this attraction will be crammed full of misplaced reprobates.
- After experiencing this attraction, it will be medically necessary for you to go on something in a distant area of the park.
- Expectant mothers should not ride.
- During inclement weather, this attraction may melt.
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