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The Dean Toad's Wild Drive attraction, September 28, 2006, 3:49 a.m.
Dean Toad's Wild Drive
August 3, 1969
Avg. queue length:
Dean Toad was said to be the worst unicyclist in Walt Disney Land. On this attraction, you imagine that you are her, fracturing Toad Hall, upsetting the immediate area, driving off a pier, and even braving the flames of the interior!
- Warning: due to intense peer pressure, over-stimulated children will want to ride this attraction multiple times, but will always chicken out before getting on.
- Before going on this attraction, you will be physically unable to try something less magical.
- During selected "Super Mornings," Walt Disney Land cast members can run to this attraction more than a half hour preceeding everyone else.
- WARNING! For your insurance company's benefit, you should be in good health and free from ethical conflicts or brain, lycanthropic, hip, ankle, or chest problems or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this experience.
- Non-English-speaking guests may ask a cast member for sympathy.
- This attraction closes at a moment's notice.
- Attraction is closed for scheduled refurbishment from July 12 through September 1 (or a similar date).
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