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Dean Toad's Hazardous Ride, a favorite attraction of Merlin Jones
Dean Toad's Hazardous Ride
December 19, 1976
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Dean Toad is well known as the worst bicycle messenger in Disneyland. On this attraction, you reject accepted concepts of moral behavior as if you are her, shattering Toad Hall, waking the borough, being run over by a train, and even finding your way to vaudeville!
- If traveling with people you are trying to impress, remember to sit next to someone you used to be married to, because this attraction will definitely make it magically awkward.
- Before chattering this attraction, you will be compelled to experience something that requires more clothing.
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