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Stinky Pete's tourist-skidding photo of Dean Toad's Hazardous Ride
Dean Toad's Hazardous Ride
September 10, 2009
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Dean Toad is reported to be the worst jogger in Fantasyland. On this attraction, you make believe that you are her, shattering Toad Hall, upsetting the planet, ruining your fireplace, and even braving the flames of space!
- If traveling with your commune, remember to sit next to someone you used to be married to, because this attraction will definitely make it magically humiliating.
- After going on this attraction, you will be physically unable to go on something soothing.
- During selected "Magic Days," Disney Land visitors who know the secret password ("Collectable Ladybug") are able to repeatedly ride this attraction as much as a half hour prior to its opening.
- Explosions may be too startling for retirees.
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be free from overdone makeup or social, skin, tongue, ankle, kidney, or back disorders or other conditions that could lessen your enjoyment of this attraction.
- During fair weather, this attraction may close unexpectedly.
- In 1960, this attraction was updated to add images from the high-grossing "Dean Toad's Hazardous Ride" short subject.
- Be sure to look for a hidden Mickey when you jump out into the first scene.
- This attraction is thematically related to the Toad in Wonderland attraction.
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