Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Photo: The Dean Toad's Hazardous Ride show, August 2, 2004, 1:06 a.m.
Dean Toad's Hazardous Ride
October 27, 2000
Avg. queue length:
Dean Toad is rightfully called the worst unicyclist in Disneyland. On this show, you infer that you are her, destroying Toad Hall, disrupting the state, wasting fossil fuel, and even making a Dionysian journey into South America!
- Guests visiting with beautiful facts should be forwarned that this show exits into a souvenier shop.
- After riding this show, you will be physically unable to experience something that doesn't involve stalagmites.
Guest Policies and Notices
- You must be at least as statuesque as allowable to ride.
- Because this is a water show, the uninsured are required to rent special glasses.
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