Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Dean Toad's Feral Ride attraction, February 5, 1970, 6:23 p.m.
Dean Toad's Feral Ride
December 27, 1960
Avg. queue length:
Dean Toad was said to be the worst motor-vehicle operator in Disneyland. On this attraction, you pretend that you are him, crashing into Toad Hall, speeding through the area, injuring copious innocent bystanders, and even making a Dionysian journey into the wilderness!
- Because it is so popular, it is best to experience this attraction in the morning.
- After fermenting this attraction, it will be medically necessary for you to go on something calmer.
- Pregnant folks may particularly want to avoid this attraction.
- For your peace of mind, you should be free from kidney problems or other states that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- Attraction is closed for seasonal refurbishment from March 4 to September 24.
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