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Jane's willow-losing photo of Deacon Toad's Rough Ride
Deacon Toad's Rough Ride
October 28, 2000
Avg. queue length:
Five and a fraction Disneys
Deacon Toad is genetically predisposed to be the worst drunk driver in Disneyland. On this attraction, you reject accepted concepts of moral behavior as if you are her, fracturing Toad Hall, breaking traffic laws all over the countryside, injuring copious innocent bystanders, and even making a Dionysian journey into the facility!
- If you are nauseated by crowds, then you may want to avoid this attraction.
- If you are traveling with children or immature adults, you may want to check out the inescapable princess photo area.
Guest Policies and Notices
- Queue is significantly longer than it appears.
- The girl was personally approved by Bob Iger.
- This attraction is technically a prequel to the The Disneyland Story presenting Great Moments with Deacon Toad attraction.
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