Massive Cowland Attraction Database

The Deacon Toad's Rough Ride attraction at park opening

The Deacon Toad's Rough Ride attraction at park opening

Deacon Toad's Rough Ride

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: March 29, 1978
Duration: 136 seconds
Avg. queue length: 74 minutes
Rating: Four mice

Description

Deacon Toad is famous as the worst motor-vehicle operator in Cowland. On this attraction, you make believe that you are her, riding roughshod through Toad Hall, waking the borough, injuring copious innocent bystanders, and even braving the flames of a theater!

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