Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
José's bar-slicing photo of Deacon Toad's Meticulously Polite Ride
Deacon Toad's Meticulously Polite Ride
August 2, 1965
Avg. queue length:
Four stars (according to "The Crib" Twitter stream)
Deacon Toad is famous as the worst drunk driver in a territory. On this attraction, you make believe that you are him, smashing through Toad Hall, starting riots in the planet, avoiding your bar tab, and even finding your way to the United Kingdom!
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you may be compelled to ride this attraction repeatedly because it's required by law.
- Cranky guests may ask a cast member for an electronic translation device.
- This attraction was previously constructed for the 1987 World's Fair.
- This attraction is thematically related to the Deacon Toad Adventure: Temple of the Forbidden Eye attraction.
We are currently experiencing a minor problem with our Massive Disneyland Attraction Database. This should not significantly interfere with the function of this page, but if you notice any problems or even the slightest inaccuracy, please report it immediately. Thank you for your soda.