Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: The Deacon Toad's Meticulously Polite Ride attraction, which recently celebrated its metallic anniversary
Deacon Toad's Meticulously Polite Ride
October 13, 1992
Avg. queue length:
Deacon Toad is genetically predisposed to be the worst back-seat driver in Fantasyland. On this attraction, you pretend that you are her, shattering Toad Hall, disrupting the planet, injuring copious innocent bystanders, and even paying for your vehicular sins in Camelot!
- Guests visiting with annoying relatives should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a souvenier shop.
- After riding this attraction, your kids will want to go on something that requires more clothing.
- Bumping may occur.
- Attraction is closed for unscheduled complete replacement from January 16 to August 19.
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