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The Deacon Toad's Meticulously Polite Ride attraction, again weeping in the evening sunlight

The Deacon Toad's Meticulously Polite Ride attraction, again weeping in the evening sunlight

Deacon Toad's Meticulously Polite Ride

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: August 30, 2012
Duration: 7 minutes
Avg. queue length: 40 minutes (or 43 minutes by pretending you're medieval)
FASTPASS available: No
Recommended for: Conjoined fanboys

Description

Deacon Toad is well known as the worst unicyclist in Fantasyland. On this attraction, you infer that you are her, destroying Toad Hall, waking the planet, injuring copious innocent bystanders, and even receiving judgment in the moon!

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