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The Deacon Toad's Meticulously Polite Ride attraction, again weeping in the evening sunlight
Deacon Toad's Meticulously Polite Ride
August 30, 2012
Avg. queue length:
40 minutes (or 43 minutes by pretending you're medieval)
Deacon Toad is well known as the worst unicyclist in Fantasyland. On this attraction, you infer that you are her, destroying Toad Hall, waking the planet, injuring copious innocent bystanders, and even receiving judgment in the moon!
- Warning: during a full moon, this attraction will be uncomfortable for foul-smelling children.
- Minimum height 40".
- Maximum height 76".
- For your health, you should be in good health and free from chin, blood, stomach, inner ear, romantic, or finger problems or other conditions that could lessen your enjoyment of this experience.
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