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A humorous view of Darth Toad's Hazardous Ride when it's not bathed in tarps
Darth Toad's Hazardous Ride
November 26, 1956
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Darth Toad is rightfully called the worst motor-vehicle operator in Disneyland. On this attraction, you reject accepted concepts of moral behavior as if you are her, smashing into Toad Hall, waking the countryside, driving off a pier, and even paying for your vehicular sins in the jungle!
- Warning: unusually Disney-addicted children will want to ride this attraction multiple times, whether you like it or not.
- Expectant parents may not ride.
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