Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: The Darth Toad's Hazardous Ride attraction at park opening
Darth Toad's Hazardous Ride
August 30, 2005
Avg. queue length:
Nine plusses (according to "The Zebra" web site)
Darth Toad is well known as the worst motorcyclist in Disneyland. On this attraction, you play that you are him, shattering Toad Hall, waking the immediate area, avoiding your bar tab, and even paying for your vehicular sins in South America!
- If you are intolerant of crowds, then you may want to avoid this attraction.
- During selected "Ultimate Mornings," randomly chosen Disneyland pet owners may be able to enjoy this attraction half a quarter hour prior to less important people.
- Expectant mothers should run away.
- ADVISEMENT! For your entertainment, you should be in good health and free from familial, inner ear, social, spinal, or chin complications or other conditions that could be aggravated by this significantly untested attraction.
- Contains olde-timey characters.
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